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05:35

zarekthelordofthefries:

prokopetz:

Bad: Aliens who are bewildered by basic aspects of human society like cooking food and wearing clothes, implying that no similar practices exist anywhere else in the universe.

Good: Aliens who regard human society as largely unremarkable, but if questioned it rapidly becomes apparent that their understanding of the motive and purpose of various human cultural practices is subtly yet bizarrely askew.

“Us humans do this thing where we heat food to – ”

“Yeah no, we know what cooking is, dude. You heat up the food and then you eat it and it helps facilitate your cells’ photosynthesis less painfully.”

“Oh, sorry, I just assu…wait”

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