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Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.

Um wat

turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names

most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru. 

Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.  

po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs. 

tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side. 

scandals galore in that damn superdome. 

A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.

I’m just gonna…reblog this without comment.




If I’m cursed with this information, you have to be too.

Bold of you to assume it was cheating and they weren’t all in on it together

god damn it this is the poly rep we deserve

Are we all just going to over look the fact you’re calling them Tinkywanky?

Okay, aren’t the Teletubbies supposed to BE babies? I guess they are living independently and successfully operating toasters without injury, but their mannerisms and body type are intended to cue “baby” in the viewer’s head. Babies having babies. EWWW.

Also by this diagram the Teletubbies have to be functionally hermaphroditic, thus confirming that they aren’t Earthly mammals; intersex mammals, including humans, don’t have both male and female systems fully functioning. Is this confirmation that they’re aliens? Or I guess if either Tinky Winky and Po or Dipsy and Laa-Laa were transgender it would work…

Browsed the notes and no one else has pointed out that the Teletubbies appear to still be babies themselves. I’m surprised, Tumblr, you’re slow today.

To be fair the Sun is also a baby, despite the Sun being millions of old in real life.

Maybe the Teletubbies are actually millenia old creatures that just happen to look like babies.

Quite possibly, not that Tumblr usually accepts that as an excuse.

#teletubbies #aaaaaaaaaaaargh is probably the best combination of tags I’ve ever seen.

In that vein, which of the minitubbies are Snape’s?

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